I can’t even write that title without steam beginning to jet from my ears. Other than being new to the English language, I can’t accept any excuse for this.
It’s not confusing. Really, it’s not. You know what *is* confusing? Why you haven’t been bludgeoned to death yet.
It’s a near-universal rule that grammar-related posts must contain at least one glaring typo, so I would like to commend you on having zero mistakes in this one! (A really nitpicky proofreader could argue that the second sentence in the first paragraph begins with a dangling modifier, but I think it reads fine as it is.)