Things Keaven Hates
A sampling of some of Keaven's bĂȘte noires
A.K.A. being used instead of I.E.
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The Gasoline-Fight Scene in Zoolander
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People arguing over the regional names of things
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People Calling Flip-Flops “Sandals”
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Wrong Numbers
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Critter Hats
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All Restaurants, Everywhere
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Et Cetera pronounced with an ‘X’
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The Cross-Use of Food Utensils
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Wait Staff who think they’re ‘one of the guys’
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Unapologetic Belching & Sneezing
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Gratuity being added to the bill automatically
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Turning Left – off of Mass Ave NW onto 13th Street anyway. He’s not an ambi-turner!
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Getting drunk
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Feet
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Kids these days
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Use of “literally” as an intensifier
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People misusing Their, There, and They’re
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Re-imaginings
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The ASL sign for “fuck”
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Public Server DBs
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Saying “Download” or “Upload” when you actually mean “Move”
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MMOs claiming to be “WoW Killers”
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Using single letters in place of whole words
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“LOL”
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Apple
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Destiny
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Open-toed shoes
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Asymmetrical circle divisions
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Shorts
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LOLcats
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Dimmer switches
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